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    girly-shitt:

    I hate how bra sizes vary so much. Like, it depends on 

    • the brand
    • the style
    • the material
    • the stretchiness
    • the amount of padding
    • how much jiggle you want
    • the orbit of Jupiter’s moon Io
    • the number of butterflies in China
    • whether you’re more of a cat or a dog person
    • and if you’re on your period.

    It fucking blows. 

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    “computer! whass your name?!”

    (Source: societydefinedbeauty)